June 2011
Mommie Dearest.
I’ve been talking a lot about motherhood today. About how I think Lindsay Lohan’s mom is carrying some major blame for this girl being such a failure at life. About how this girl we used to know is pregnant and certainly going to be the worstmomever. About how we’re going to have to pray for KMW’s, LG’s and my kids to be normal for nine solid months to even have a...
My 28-year hate relationship with the Oxford comma can finally be put to rest. This makes me feel happy, relieved, and peaceful. Oh eff.
For CL <3
“If someone makes your day EVERY day, that probably means something.”
When life gets too busy...
…Remember that you’re too blessed to be stressed.
“My baby is going to be:
fat
ugly
autistic
retarded
and black
All things I...”
– Future baby maker
At times in life You’ll connect with some And some will have to move on At times you’ll feel The need to fly And fly though you may hurt someone You were there Your chances were clear Choices were made in spite Of times that were spent Feelings were mixed Amongst your support base
A heart was lost But a heart found its place This is a recipe of life Made up of fragments...
According to Greek mythology, humans were originally born with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces.
Fearing their power, Zeus split them in two halves, condemning them to spend their lives searching for their other half to complete them.
Crazies
Last week, I was in Ulta 3, grabbing the necessities. You know, carbon black mascara and eyebrow wax. If you’re not needing to replenish your entire makeup or haircare arsenal or the age of 13, you’re trying to get in and out of there as fast as possible. This was me, last week. In and out. Instead, I waited in line behind one lady for approximately 20 minutes. One lady. Took 20...
The Best Bday in the Books.
I am lucky enough to have spent a birthday with all of those I love, who in turn made my celebration absolutely unforgettable. Since I literally don’t have the words to describe how brilliant it all was (can you even believe it), I’ll let the pictures and some captions do the talking.
The morning started with me and Iggy in bed, watching Will and Grace, while CL was busy at work,...
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What she said. CLICK.
dubsonthemic:
Click me.
Soul Bitches
letlygirl: can we just take a quick nap?
me: wow
me: please check my tumblr.
letlygirl: ABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
letlygirl: 15 seconds ago
me: we are seriously so sick.
letlygirl: it's not normal
I love it. →
Mental Illness
Lauren: did you listen to gavin degraw?
me: i did. it hurts my tum
Lauren: bahahaah. dit
me: ugh.
Lauren: i will kill kristen
Lauren: she DEDICATED IT TO ME
me: yikes.
Sent at 3: 31 PM on Wednesday
me: i have a mental illness
Lauren: gurl
me: i do.
Lauren: oh god
Lauren: what mental illness are you suffering from
Sent at 3: 38 PM on Wednesday
Lauren: i love that pic of your grandmom
me: me. TOO
me: i wish it was cool to smoke and drink vodka at noon again
Lauren: ugh, right?
me: STOP ME FROM LISTENING TO THIS SONG
me: i officially hate you and kristen
me: for LIFE.
me: or until saturday when i'll need your bodies to fill out my birthday party.
WatchI heart my friends.
dubsonthemic:
This one goes out to PJ, LG and all of the broken hearted crazies out there.
Happy Birthday Momma Lang!
It’s Momma Lang’s birthday, and I hope she has the best birthday ever because, well, she’s the best…
…and just as fab as Miss Monroe. <3
The longest day of the year.
Today has, for lack of a more eloquent way to put it, just been one of those days. It started out with a flat tire on the expressway while I was hurtling myself to work at 80 miles an hour. That little incident resulted in a discovery that all four tires need to be replaced. That brings me to where I sit now, at the local Firestone, waiting for my car to be fixed.
Sprinkle some massive...
Sunday...
…was a Funday.
Which is shocking, considering the horrendous mood I woke up in, getting irrationally crabby about cheese danish and coffee and proceeding to carry that crab around for an hour or so. Surry fam and god BLESS you for loving me anyway.
But the real crab came in the form of crustaceans, specifically, Maryland hard crabs. We had them shipped in for Father’s Day. Post...
Friday...
…consisted of this:
1 long run
2 pups
3 movies
4 reasons to go to sleep by 11 pm.
Beautiful Bigsie
Seepay Woucey
“I just wish I would’ve driven down a different block that day.”
– Rabbit Hole
This is what I walked into last night.
Yes, the photo quality isn’t the best. And if you can’t make out exactly what’s pictured above, it’s the remnants of my once pristine carpet in my apartment. I’m watching Louie, my parents’ dog, this weekend while they’re in Vegas. He and Iggy were alone in the apartment yesterday, clearly up to no good. And THIS is what I came home to after a long...
ONE WEEK
One week until my birthday! Who’s ready to celebrate? I plan on making an entire week of my birthday, naturally. I’m also lucky enough to share it with my second momma and my beloved Grandmom. I’ll get started Sunday with Maryland hard crabs and the Cubs game, but today, TODAY, marks the official countdown. We’ll see how long this optimistic attitude about the ol’ 28...
“Why’s it so strange when they say that the world’s movin’...”
– MMJ
STOP.
STRESSING.
OR LIFE WILL REALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
Since I just talked shit about Iggy...
I figure I’ll show him off a bit now and do him a solid. Here is he, showing off his new trick I’M SURE CL taught him, though he claims Iggs did it all on his own. When I’m doing my makeup or we’re standing by the dresser, Iggy hops up on his crate to be more at your height. Just the cutest circus pup.
