July 2011
It’s Friday. I’m ready to have some fun.
The Happiest Hour
Let me tell you a little story about a girl and a boy who worked together, once upon a year ago.
A year ago today, I went to happy hour with a coworker. It was a Thursday, and it was sunny outside. I wore a summer dress, tan with white lace trim and too short to be appropriate for work. NSFW, maybe, but I had a date later. I was dressed to (attempt to) impress. I was also riddled with nerves all...
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
– John Lennon
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe...
– Audrey Hepburn
There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a...
– Sarah Dessen
considerablymore:
The ultimate JUST DANCE champions.
I am so bored at work.
Viva el Vino
We may not have been shitfaced, but we’re certainly classy. However, the wine did flow last night and it’s definitely contributing to my seepay-time state this morning. Pizza night was a total success, and we had oh so much fun with NikNugget and Scott. One of the best perks of our fab new apartment? Having our loved ones over for cocktails and camaraderie. Oh, and the delish...
Taco Tuesday Post Mortem
I had every intention of documenting Taco Tuesday and the miraculous pork tortas I made. Which, albeit despite any evidence, were delicious. Filling, but great. Instead of photo documenting Taco Tuesday and writing an accompanying cute and clever narrative, I got crabby. I got crabby, I slapped together the tortas and CL and I ventured to Whole Foods. But I promise, next week I’ll record...
It's Taco Tuesday!
Tonight’s menu includes a healthier, yet somehow more delicious twist on pork tortas. More to come later as Taco Tuesday unfolds…
Oh my exhausted.
Same day, same story. Every Monday I fight the urge to swan dive from my window. Every Monday I literally contemplate why it has to be such a drag. Every Monday, it’s a miracle I survive without killing someone, myself, or in a less dramatic fashion, crawling under my desk into the fetal position and shutting my eyes until 5 pm hits.
But alas, another Monday has almost passed. I hate...
Just planning our non-existing weddings. No big...
KateCass: when i'm your bridesmaid
KateCass: can i wear this?
KateCass: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/short-shorts-21.jpg?w=500&h=963
KateCass: with the scarf, of course
Kristen Walker: I'm getting married on 4th of July weekend
Kristen Walker: and making you wear this:
Kristen Walker: http://www.uglydress.com/prompatriot.html
KateCass: lolol
Kristen Walker: I mean, not only am I going to inconvenience you by making you a part of my bridal party
Kristen Walker: I'm going to:
Kristen Walker: 1. ruin your long weekend
KateCass: O
KateCass: L
KateCass: L
Kristen Walker: 2. make you wear a dress from hell during the hottest time of the year
KateCass: stop making me laugh
Kristen Walker: 3. get married in general
KateCass: at my wedding
KateCass: you're going to be my slave
KateCass: i'm going to ride you down the aisle
KateCass: or make you carry me on a chair
Kristen Walker: LOL
Kristen Walker: LOL
Kristen Walker: LOL
Kristen Walker: LOL
Insert Rebecca Black Song Here
Big weekend ahead, full of celebrating our friends with birthday parties and engagement parties. I foresee a weekend full of light and laughter, the best parts of this funny little thing we call life.
We got off to a way-better-than-normal start to the weekend yesterday with Momma Lang’s awesome career news and a showing of Horrible Bosses that had me laughing harder than I have a in a long...