October 2011
Read people, not me. RT @DaveZinczenko: MORNING DELIGHT: People are happiest in the morning, new Cornell University study says.
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September 2011
“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.”
– Elizabeth Taylor
Sep 30th
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“People always say, “How have you guys made it this long?” And...”
– Aisha Tyler
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I've been spinning.
And not on a bike in a devastatingly difficult exercise class. Though, attending a spin class is on my immediate list of to-dos. But, I digress. I have been spinning. My mind has completely lost its ability to regulate thoughts. Or rather, to have something enter one ear, process through the middle and then either be categorized where necessary or passed out the other ear. Instead, I’ve...
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Pre-Twitter, how did people bitch about the quality of purchases so rampantly? Oh that’s right, they didn’t. #shutupaboutyourlukewarmcoffee
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“It’s embarrassing how I eat my yorgurt in the AM. Like it takes all of my...”
– Yogurt Yolanda
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Bucket List Addendum
I’m making an addition to my bucket list that follows. Whoa boy. See below: Bucket List Posted 2 months ago In no particular order, especially not most adventurous to most mundane or most life threatening to something-normal-people-do-on-Wednesdays. Skydive Go to a luau in Hawaii Karaoke Snorkel Swim in the Pacific Ocean (where I will accomplish the aforementioned task) Take a...
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Love. http://t.co/3OvTXmZw
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Sep 24th
“@someecards: Nothing that Facebook changes will ever keep me from stalking you. http://t.co/vGD0Xxub #NewFacebook” You hear @chrislang25?
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Tonight, Tonight
Normally Fridays are left to the more reckless extracurricular activities, like drinking away your sorrows from the week, commiserating with friends, getting browned out and other generally debaucherous activities. However, as of late, I’ve found myself absolutely exhausted come Friday night, and in a pretty shitty mood. I’ve been freelancing a lot lately, on top of my normal work...
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Welp.
I finished part one of the video shoot at work for our Our Team page bios on the website. I got a preview. And I’m officially ending it. WHICH WAY SHALL I GO. Maybe death by wine. And by death by wine, I mean drinking the entire bottle and then having CL break it over my head.
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“A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets. You don’t know where to...”
– Italian Proverb
Sep 22nd
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Payment Please
Leslie: question.
Leslie: how much do you tip a masseuse?
me: an HJ
Sep 22nd
Can that happen?
Anna has a first date tonight. It’s quasi blind, as they’ve never met in person, but have been talking consistently for a month solid or so. The normal nerves are there, along with some of our very special crazy nerves sprinkled in there too. What if he only likes me for my face, sees the rest of me and bolts. What if he thinks I’m a boz. What if he peels away in his car. What if...
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